Ian: I'm thirsty.
Me: Okay. Here's a water bottle. (reaching over my shoulder to the back seat, as I steer the suburban with the other hand)
Ian: Thanks...I can't open it!
Me: Okay. Pass it back up. (contorting the right side of my body to reach it, while driving "safely" at the same time)
Ian: I'm really thirsty!
Me: It's open...now here it is again. And be careful not to spill! (while twisting, reaching and contorting again)
Ian: Oh no! I spilled it on my shirt. Now I'm going to smell like water all day.
4 comments:
Your kids are frickin' hilarious.
Smell like water. I'm going to use that line everytime I spill on myself from now on.
That is too funny!!
Who wants to smell like water all day? Sheesh!
hopefully you buy magic water that smells like dad's cologne. It would be terrible if he had to smell like regular water all day long.
That Ian - he's a hoot!
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