Amy: I'm tired, could you turn the TV down?
Jeff: Sure. (turns it down so low, only a dog could hear it)
Amy (a few minutes later): Are you ready to turn that thing off? I can't sleep with all the lights flashing from the other side of my eyelids.
Jeff: Sure. (turns it off...adjusts his pillows)
Amy: Goodnight.
Jeff: Goodnight...Do you want to cuddle?
Amy: I guess. (flopping my right foot on top of his leg)
Jeff: Is that all you've got??
Amy: Your leg is hot and I can't sleep like that! That's my best cuddle. Take it or leave it.
Jeff: (sighs) You married me under false pretenses!! You used to love to cuddle with me.
Amy: That's what the kids are for...Scratch my back.
Jeff: (a good long back scratch later) There, now will you cuddle with me?
Amy: * no response * (in la-la dreamland)
Jeff: grumble, grumble, pout, pout...SNNOOOOOOORE.
6 comments:
He-he... funny!
You guys are hilarious!!! I love how you said that is what the kids are for!
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Poor Jeff.
ha ha the old fire leg! Doesn't Melanie have one of those, too according to Jeff Norman?! ;)
An all too familiar conversation.
Amy, that conversations sounds very familiar around our house, too. Except now I have a new excuse -- to tell Ronnie to go cuddle with the kids instead. love that one. :)
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