Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Murphy's Law...

So, I'm going to write a new "murphy's law". It goes something like this:

"On the day you decide to go to the grocery store looking like a mop,
your picture will be taken for the newspaper."


I know this to be true, because I'm living proof that it can happen.


Let me back up: Yesterday I worked out at the gym - which means moppy hair, no make-up, and that "just-out-of-bed" look. On my way home, I ran into Meijer to grab a few things for dinner. I was in & out in no time. I wasn't spotted by anyone I knew. As I was loading my spoils into the suburban, I was interrupted by a reporter with a notepad and her photographer, camera in hand.

They wanted to know what I thought about the armed robbery that had taken place at this location earlier that morning. I was shocked! "My" Meijer was such a safe place, nestled in our secure & sheltered little township. I told them what I thought, while Mr. Cameraman shot pictures of me like I was Kate Gosselin.

When they left me and my groceries alone, I prayed that my photo & comments wouldn't be used. And then I forgot about it. Until this afternoon when Riley came home from school and a few kids said they saw her mom in the Oakland Press.

THE HORROR!

This is the beautiful shot they used.
To make it even more fun,
at the bottom of the picture it reads, "To enlarge, click here." Really?

To read the whole article and my gripping comments, click here.

Also, the cute gal with the Michigan State sweatshirt on is my next-door neighbor, Danielle.
Go figure!!
There's probably a Murphy's Law for that, too. Something like,
"If it can happen once, it will happen twice."

10 comments:

maryp said...

that is the most awesome story EVER!! First, I can't believe the Meijer's got held up and second, that you were photographed and got to comment on it!! It always happens when you aren't beautified. me and Matt read the article and were cracking up at all the comments! Hilarious! People are so nuts! I'm glad you are safe and sound. Watch out for those crackheads!

Mike and Marianne said...

Oh my aren't you lucky! How many times could that have been me. You're famous (or is that infamous?)!

Paul and Linda said...

Besides "moppy" hair and no make-up what I love is the pensive manner in which you are holding your lips ! Deep thought going on.

But the real story are the racist "comments" spewing forth from the readers ... click on that, if you dare !

Sean and Jeannette said...

YOU. ARE. HILARIOUS!!! How funny is that?!?! Oh, I'm ALWAYS looking like I just came from the gym. Just yesterday I took Isaac and Eliza to Target wearing...
a blue BYU hoodie, BLACK workout pants, and those UGLY comfy crocs, and I'm sure a ponytail.

Ew. Seriously. Ew.

J'Amy Day said...

Alec's teacher asked me for my autograph today.

Erin said...

oh Amy!! I am crying!! ROFL!! You are so funny. You are still adorable, moppy hair and all. Hey it's your opinion here that really matters...right?!

Stay safe on those scary streets and parking lots in COMMERCE TWP?! How random.

Amy said...

How funny!! Moppy mom or not, you still "Have an Honor Student at Oak Valley Middle School".

Danielle said...

Ughh Amy tell me about it! At least you still have a coat on!!! I thought I was going to slip in and out of Meijer's that day without being seen too:) Learned my lesson on that one!

Mike and Ashley said...

That's just weird that they wanted to make sure that they described you as standing at the back of your car...who cares where you were standing??? At least you weren't in there or part of the whole thing! And now all Riley's friends will think you're super cool!

Sonya said...

LOL! You look great coming from the gym.