Monday, January 14, 2008

The Toilet is "Flugged"


Now that I have been toilet training children for the last decade, I have come to a most certain conclusion...our children have inherited the tendency to plug the toilet from their father. It happens so often at our house that Jeff has begged me to put the plunger in the bathrooom instead of the garage. Mind you, if we had a normal plunger I might consider his plea, but at our house we have to have the master version - a huge blue one that looks like an accordian on one end - I've seen it called the "Johnny Jolter." Anyhow, because the topic is such a frequent one - "Dad! Unplug the potty!" or "Who plugged the toilet now??!!" - Ian has learned to tell us about it as well. Usually he'll say, "Mom, I have to go potty. Is this toilet flugged?" Such a cute little word, for not such a cute problem. Maybe someday they'll all outgrow their Dad's gift to them, but as for now, we'll have to live with flugged toilets.

8 comments:

Paul and Linda said...

I am laughing so hard ... from memory of flugged toilets and the description of the device ! For just such a reason I invented the "pooper chopper" out of wire coat hangers. Coulda made a millyun !

melanie said...

That is hilarious!!
I'm having flashbacks to the story of the poor rota-rooter guy who un-flugged your toilet in Utah....

Suzy said...

OH my gosh! All I can say is, I feel your pain! That is too funny.

Shauna said...

Our new house has toilets with skinny necks. We have been flugged too and here's what we learned:
1. Stay away from thick, cottony, quilted or rippled versions of toilet paper. Costco's version of Kirkland brand toilet paper works good.
2. Teach the kids to measure three squares and rip. Sometimes they use enough to make a whole tissue flower on one swipe.
3. Business. Flush. Wipe. Flush.
That's all I'm going to say about that.
4. I have no suggestions for Jeff!

Paul and Linda said...

Now, I am really laughing so hard ! What other family in the WORLD has a web site with Flushing Instructions ?

Erin said...

hilarious! I'll never forget Mom's voice ringing down the stairs growing up..."someone get the plunger"!!!!

J'Amy Day said...

Thanks for the lesson in flushing :)! I'll make sure we study it for next FHE...

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